david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

everytime I see pics of Narwhals I always go oh hell I forgot about these guys they are still alive right? they are but dang they are talked about like they where never known. freaks me out a lot hehe.

roboinvisabunny:

squidowlrobot:

daisy-chain4satan:

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.

i wish more people would understand this.

he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god. 

I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.

IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this. 

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds

katyanoctis:

pettankoprincess:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Colonel.

I read all the Halo books before someone called me out when I read it outloud.

I felt so dumb omg.

I did that with Colonel and conspicuous as a kid lmao 

joannechocolat:

My mother used to say to me; There are no such things as fairies. Ignorant people saw butterflies and imagined they were fairies. My grandmother said: That isn’t true. People saw the fairies, all right, but just thought they were butterflies.

treatingherwell:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

sliiide to the left
sliiide to the right

Eyyyyy, macarena!